PreMenstrual Syndrome (PMS) is not a joke and I apologize in advance if anyone is offended, but as someone on the receiving end of it, most months, I think that humor still has its place.
This doesn’t mean PMS is not serious or doesn’t need treatment. When severe, you should consult with your doctor – they might be able to help.
- How do you know which medicine is for PMS? It’s the bottle with teeth marks on it
- My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood it turns green, and when I’m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his fucking forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond!
- Why shouldn’t you lie to a woman with PMS & GPS? Because she’s a bitch & she will find you.
Source: jokes4us.com (lots of really bad women’s jokes)