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PreMenstrual Syndrome (PMS) is not a joke and I apologize in advance if anyone is offended, but as someone on the receiving end of it, most months, I think that humor still has its place.

This doesn’t mean PMS is not serious or doesn’t need treatment.  When severe, you should consult with your doctor – they might be able to help.

  • How do you know which medicine is for PMS?  It’s the bottle with teeth marks on it
  • My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.  We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood it turns green, and when I’m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his fucking forehead.   Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond!


  • Why shouldn’t you lie to a woman with PMS & GPS?  Because she’s a bitch & she will find you.

Source: jokes4us.com  (lots of really bad women’s jokes)