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PreMenstrual Syndrome (PMS) is not a joke and I apologize in advance if anyone is offended, but as someone on the receiving end of it, most months, I think that humor still has its place.
This doesn’t mean PMS is not serious or doesn’t need treatment. When severe, you should consult with your doctor – they might be able to help.
- How do you know which medicine is for PMS? It’s the bottle with teeth marks on it
- My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood it turns green, and when I’m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his fucking forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond!
- Why shouldn’t you lie to a woman with PMS & GPS? Because she’s a bitch & she will find you.
Source: jokes4us.com (lots of really bad women’s jokes)
Jess Melancholia said:
Oh God. Yes!!! That last one….😂😂😂
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socialworkerangela said:
Thanks for the humor… The mood ring was my favorite
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bittersweet1976 said:
Yeh – monitoring moods might be helpful at certain times, but if it’s PMS time, my wife can monitor if she wants, not monitor if she doesn’t want, ’cause I get the hell out of her way. As tough as it is, when the period arrives, things settle quickly, thankfully.
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