Hypersexuality is NOT Fanny Funny
This ‘hypersexuality’ theme for Funny Friday, was inspired by my blogosphere friend’s recent posting about her struggles with hypersexuality. which I referenced yesterday.
Introductory DISCLAIMER: I am not trying to dismiss the seriousness of hypersexuality (sex addiction), which can occur with a number of conditions, including bipolar disorder. Also, I am not an expert on the problem. If you think you or your partner might be affected, I would recommend you see your doctor, because help is available.
I got the following comment from an old reddit discussion (my kingdom for a new brain): JESS – this is for you 😉
This is one of my few ‘oh fuck I’m hypomanic’ moments for me. My sex life is really great, and when I come away going ‘shit I’m unsatisfied’ I know I need to call my pdoc (emphasis added by me)
FINALLY… NOW… SOME JOKES:
What’s another name for a brothel? A Fanny Club
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but “Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn’t even have enough time to undressed himself.” So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, “The Bastard used coins I’m still picking and he is still fucking!”
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
http://unijokes.com/sex-jokes/
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http://humoropedia.com/10-sex-addict-signs/
Afterthought admission:
In researching todays post, I discovered an interesting question asked on Quora: Is loving to tell dirty jokes a warning sign of a sex addiction? I don’t know the answer, but if it is, then I might be developing a sex addiction. LOL
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Jess Melancholia said:
You are amazing. Absolutely amazing! This post made me laugh and cry so hard. I have no words. Hubby you are the best. I’m staying strong. I have a great support system. I’m not going down without a fight.
You are truly one of a kind. *Platonic nonsexual HUGS!!!* 🙂
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bittersweet1976 said:
Thanks for the comment and the reblog. I am really looking forward to hearing good things after your therapist/pdoc followup next week. Besides the help from the health professionals, I acknowledge it’s primarily your strength that’s going to help you and your husband get through this together, to find stability and happiness.
Platonic hugs received. Cheers
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Jess Melancholia said:
Reblogged this on The Bipolar Compass and commented:
“Why can’t the person control his or her sexual behavior?
It’s important for you to know that your partner is not volitionally involved in these behaviors so you can begin to understand and, perhaps, forgive. Most addicts would stop if they could.
It’s been said that of all the addictions, sex is the most difficult to manage. This syndrome is a complex mixture of biological, psychological, cultural, and family-of-origin issues, the combination of which creates impulses and urges that are virtually impossible to resist. Despite the fact that acting them out produces considerable long-term negative consequences, the addict simply cannot resist his impulses. Individuals who are highly disciplined, accomplished and able to direct the force of their will in other areas of life fall prey to sexual compulsion. More importantly, people who love and cherish their partners can still be enslaved by these irresistible urges.”
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