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Firstly, have you read my wife’s latest poetic reply to me??  I’m Yours: Response to Tides vs Waves

Do not read any further until you check out this link and let us know what you think  😉  , please…

… then I’ll share with you how Laughter can Improve Your Sex Life

Laughter through humor and ‘ laughter yoga’ are separate themes, that I’ll explore in more detail later, but for now… a summary of how laughing at today’s post might help you in bed tonight. 😉 😉 (wink, wink)

Summary: Laughter reduces stress and anxiety, relaxing the bedroom mood. In ‘laughter clubs’, they recommend starting with pretend laughs, until real ones come.  This ‘fake it till we make it’ approach can help with sex too sometimes.  Practice makes perfect, for laughing and achieving sexual satisfaction. Laughter promotes increased neuropathways in your body, enhancing pleasurable sensations.  Despite what you might think, you don’t always have to be in the mood before you do something.  Sometimes, we can start with the action (laughing or sex) and the mood will follow.

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Hypersexuality is NOT Funny, was one of the first posts in this Not Funny © series.  It was short and relevant to that time.  This post is connected to the increased intimacy recently between me and my wife – maybe all the ‘intimate’ poetry has something to do with it, too.

Sex Sells, so let me try ‘sell’ you some jokes/memes to make you smile, or preferably laugh. 😀 😀 😀


A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, “Mum, what’s sex?” His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, “Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?”

The doctor thoroughly examines the stuttering man and pronounces the root of the problem to be the man’s gigantic penis causing strain on the vocal chords from the effects of gravity being transmitted up to the neck area. The patient then asks, “wh-wh-at c-c-ca-an b-b-e d-d-done ab-b-bout- t-t i-i- t?” to which the doctor replies, “We can replace your penis with one of normal size and the stuttering will disappear right after the operation.” As promised his stuttering dissapears, but 3 months later the patient complains: “My wife really misses a big penis so I’ve decided to get my old one back and live with stuttering for the rest of my life.” The doctor then looks straight at the man and replies, “c-c-can’t!! a d-d- de-deal’s a d-d-deal.”

Being that I’m a physician, I really enjoyed this doctor-themed one

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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four”.
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”.
Again, there’s a bright flash…and his legs fall off.

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  • Wife: Honey, I’m naked and the dog is loose in the front yard!
    Husband: No problem, I’ll be right up!
  • A man came home early from work and was greeted by his wife who was dressed in sexy lingerie and heels. “Tie me up and you can do anything you want!” she said. So he tied her up and went golfing.
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I laughed with tears, with this one…

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, “Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.” Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?” The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.” Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”

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And finally, this is the most important part of the respected Mayo Clinic psychometric test.

In the following pictures you see women with a range of
facial expressions.  Study the expressions, and try to imagine what is taking place?

Then scroll down to see the answer…

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They are all about to sneeze

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Congratulations for making it to the end of this marathon joke post.  Let me know what you thought…. and have a wonderful weekend!

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