Source: funnymeme.com
Firsly, I am currently feeling a bit run down from a mild sinus infection, so it’s a little hard to ‘feel’ the humor – I hope you find something funny. 😉 There was lots to choose from, especially humorous quotes – which inspired me to create my own quote:
If you laugh at life, life will give you more to laugh at.
After a quick search online, I didn’t find that anyone else had ‘said’ this before (please correct me, if I’m wrong).
Today’s theme, obviously comes from the recent LOVE poetry, that has been flowing from me and my wife.
Finally, when I looked back on earlier posts in this Not Funny© series, I noticed they have got longer and longer… which might be okay if you they’re funny, or you’re bored, but I will try keep it more succinct… next week. 😛
Source: humminglove.com, thefunnyplace.org & bajiroo.com
This first joke, is a good addition to last week’s Funny Friday post: Sex jokes is NOT Funny…
- A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!” The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.” “Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”
- Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
- A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
Source: laughfactory.com
Source: funnymeme.com, rishikajain.com & askideas.com
- You’re like my asthma – you take my breath away.
Like dandruff – I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car – you drive me crazy.
Like dentures – I can’t smile without you.
- You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
- Never laugh at your partner’s choices… you’re one of them.
- Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
- Never break someone’s heart because they have only one inside…break their bones because they have 206 of them.
- I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Source: greatcleanjokes.com & onelinefun.com
Source: askideas.com
QUOTES:
Source: sayingimages.com, & imgfave.com
- Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. Richard Jeni
- Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns
- The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather loved in spite of ourselves. – Victor Hugo
Source: yourtango.com & hdquotespics.com
LASTLY, a couple of videos – Have a great weekend!
WARNING – lots of swearing/cursing… don’t watch if you don’t like the F – word.
Bradley said:
I needed to laugh this morning and you succeeded in making that happen for me. I love the quote you wrote. It’s perfect.
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hubby1974 said:
Thanks for reading Bradley – I appreciate your feedback.
I was a little surprised when I didn’t find my my quote anywhere online, because I thought I heard it somewhere… possibly it was in a dream.
Take care.
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luckyotter said:
All of these made me smile and a few made me LOL for real! Thanks for lightening my load today (and thank you for sharing your post on my blog too). 🙂
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simplymesmc said:
these are funny. Thank you for a good laugh.
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spartacus2030 said:
Ha Ha!! Lots of these were funny… What intrigues me is the one about why women love cats! It’s so true! Think I’ll stay up all night! LOL!
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spartacus2030 said:
That’s my old blog you went to. My new one is here: https://myopinion5.wordpress.com
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sheldonk2014 said:
Great post
I needed a laugh
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Andy Smart said:
Nice one. Thanks for making me laugh 🙂
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Jess Melancholia said:
Great post and thanks for the shout out! Been busy lately but I definitely needed to read these. They made me chuckle. Can’t wait for your next one! Always a pleasure.
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Jess Melancholia said:
Hey there. Everything OK? Haven’t heard from you in a while Hubby.
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hubby1974 said:
Thanks Jess – this comment helped me find my way back. I guess I had lost my blogging compass. Looking foward to catching up…what have I missed? 😛
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Jess Melancholia said:
Not much. Been kinda manic lately. Kept it under control though. How bout you?
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hubby1974 said:
Given the theme of your blog name, I think you’ll like what my updates – check my latest post.. and be first to comment. 😉
My wife and me have been enjoying a slightly ‘speedy’ phase too. Be careful, take care.
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